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Both Sides of the Water

This is a work of fiction inspired by recurring themes in today's news. All characters, names, and events are invented and do not depict real people or organizations. Professor Adaeze had spent nineteen years teaching in New Haven, long enough to become, without quite noticing the transition, more familiar with autumn in Connecticut than with harmattan in the city she still technically called home. Her accent had softened at the edges. Her calendar had filled with the particular rhythms of a foreign academic year. And still, every conversation with her mother on the phone ended the same way, a gentle, persistent question about when she might finally come teach where she'd actually grown up. The invitation, when it came, arrived almost anticlimactically, an email from a university back home proposing a visiting appointment, a semester of lectures, and an exchange program she'd apparently been quietly recommended for by a colleague she barely remembered meeting at a confere...

NEWS HEADLINES 07 SEP 26

NATIONAL 2027: Akpabio courts north, defends Tinubu’s painful reforms Obi, Atiku, Tinubu’s 2027 challengers can’t improve Nigeria – Datti ‘How dare you?’ — Datti condemns El-Rufai’s phone-tapping claim as ‘sheer arrogance’ 2027: Makinde can’t challenge Tinubu, Oyo APC declares Vote-buying, flawed primaries, insecurity threaten 2027 polls – Ex-INEC commissioner Obidient Movement shouldn’t have been named after Peter Obi — Kenneth Okonkwo OBJ, Abdulsalami, Anyaoku, others must break silence on Tinubu’s US probe — Yoruba Ronu Peter Obi had opportunity to be great but dashed it — Kenneth Okonkwo Falana seeks prosecution, recovery of N33.75bn meant for poor Nigerians FG facilitates ex-Sierra Leone President Koroma’s return after two-year Nigeria stay 2027: I’ll crash petrol price to N200 per litre — Adebayo NDLEA arrests convicted trafficker posing as tea seller over Saudi-bound cocaine shipment Military pay review: Generals’ pensionable salary rises to N2.5m monthly Again, At...

Between Lectures

  This is a work of fiction inspired by recurring themes in today's news. All characters, names, and events are invented and do not depict real people or organisations. Chukwuemeka was twenty-three, three courses away from graduating with a degree in accounting, when the council of elders arrived at his hostel to inform him, with a formality that felt almost surreal against the backdrop of a room still cluttered with lecture notes and instant noodle packets, that he was now expected to be crowned as his community's next traditional ruler. "There has to be a mistake," he told them, only half joking. "I have an exam in eleven days." There was no mistake. The line of succession had settled on him after a series of deaths and disputes he'd followed only distantly, from the safety of assuming it would never actually reach someone as ordinary as himself, still living four to a room, still borrowing money from his roommate at the end of most months. His roo...

The Envelope on the Desk

  This is a work of fiction inspired by recurring themes in the news. All characters, names, and events are invented and do not depict real people or organizations. Amaka noticed the folded paper being passed under desks three days before the exam, quietly enough that a teacher walking past wouldn't catch it, but obviously enough that half her classmates seemed to already know what it was before it reached them. "Three thousand," her seatmate, Blessing, whispered, sliding a corner of it toward her. "Everyone's doing it. You'd be foolish not to, this close to the exam." Amaka looked at it longer than she meant to. Not because she was tempted exactly, but because the arithmetic of it was uncomfortable in a way she hadn't expected. Three thousand naira was two weeks of her mother's transport allowance, carefully set aside, meant for exactly this exam, though not in the way currently being suggested to her. "Where does it even come from?...

NEWS HEADLINES - 06 SEP 26

  NATIONAL First Lady Tinubu grants ₦450m relief to SPAR Mall fire victims Pensioners to Tinubu: We’re yet to get subsidy palliative arrears of ₦75,000 2027: If you sample 1,000 Nigerians, 900 won’t vote for Tinubu — Henry Shield FG announces two-week repair of damaged Kara Bridge expansion joints Insecurity: Over 600,000 Nigerians Killed Under Tinubu, APM Alleges ‘Say what I’ve done wrong’ – Obi challenges Nigerians. Coalition Rejects APC, Declares Support for Obi, Enugu NDC Candidates 2027: Peter Obi gives money too – Lere Olayinka counters ‘no shishi’ narrative Fuel Subsidy: Nigerians Shouldn’t Pay For Govt’s Failures — Makinde Reps Dissolve All Ad Hoc Committees My wife had headaches from oranges preserved with chemicals – Osinbajo PFN President, Oke, conferred with Archbishop title after 27 yrs INEC offers biometric support to JAMB JAMB releases underage UTME results, clarifies admission conditions Two teenage terrorists surrender, 11-year-old female captive rescued Boko Haram...

What Halima Left Behind

This is a work of fiction inspired by recurring themes in the news. All characters, names, and events are invented and do not depict real people or organizations. Halima had expected her year of national service to pass the way most people described theirs, a placement somewhere unfamiliar, a modest allowance, and a countdown quietly running in the background until she could return to the life she'd actually planned. She hadn't expected to spend most evenings after her official duties measuring a patch of dirt behind the primary school with a borrowed tape measure. The school had over three hundred pupils and no functioning toilet block, only a narrow, half-collapsed structure the children avoided when they could and endured when they couldn't. She'd noticed it in her first week, the way girls in particular seemed to manage their entire school day around avoiding it, and the way teachers spoke about it with the specific weariness of people who'd stopped expecting ...

NEWS HEADLINES 05 SEP 26

  NATIONAL Full List: ADC unveils 28 governorship candidates for 2027 election Atiku decries Nigerians selling kidneys amid economic hardship ‘My N500,000 electricity bill now N4m, Atiku’ll restore subsidy’ — Amaechi 2027: Without Coalition, Tinubu Will ‘Eat Obi Like Biscuits’ – Kenneth Okonkwo He did terrible things in Kaduna — Musa accuses El-Rufai of dividing Kaduna Christian youths honour Seyi Tinubu as peace ambassador. 2027: ‘He’s injured Atiku, Obi too much’ — Lere Olayinka defends Wike’s ‘payback’ fear. INEC, JAMB deepen collaboration on biometric verification NECO question papers sold for N3,000 before exams — Education Minister Stop Giving Motorcycles As Palliatives, Defence Minister Tells Governors Human trafficking: NSCDC rescues 15 minors sold for N2m each ICPC sacks security officer over unauthorised access granted El-Rufai’s wife BUSINESS Naira rises, now N1,405/$ in parallel market FG insists reform will end multiple taxes soon . NNPC profit drops as revenue slips b...

NEWS HEADLINES 04 SEP 26

 NATIONAL ‘Nigerians can insult, attack me and still sleep well,’ says Tinubu Presidency should explain Tinubu’s $460,000 forfeiture, not attack my lobbyist – Atiku Tinubu not facing criminal trial in US FOIA case, Presidency clarifies Minister denies alleged Nigeria’s involvement in Niger failed coup FG unveils Land Transport Policy to integrate transport system South Africa safe for legitimate travellers, envoy insists Atiku: IPMAN Has Put Tinubu’s Subsidy Argument Into Shame. 2027: Peter Obi Says ‘Nobody Will Intimidate Us’ PFIPC Scandal: Court grants Adeyemi lawyer access, defers bail 2027: 30 governors can’t guarantee victory — Kwankwaso. Nigerians see no signs of economic growth — Labour Imo, Kwara govs at ‘war’ with me — Wike Uber Exit: Nigeria now ‘graveyard of businesses’ — ADC DSS DG orders operatives not to arrest anyone over civil matters Exam Malpractice: Alausa warns parents, teachers, school owners BUSINESS Insurance firms must adhere to prudential standards — NAICOM...

Thirty Years Later

This is a work of fiction inspired by recurring themes in today's news. All characters, names, and events are invented and do not depict real people or organisations. Coach Iyabo still had the newspaper clipping somewhere in a box she hadn't opened in over a decade, faded now, showing a much younger version of herself standing on an Olympic podium with a medal she'd trained half her life to earn. She didn't need to look at it often. She remembered the weight of it well enough without the reminder. What she remembered just as clearly was the promise made to her and her teammates shortly after, a state pledge of land and support for athletes who'd brought that kind of recognition home, a promise that had, over the following decades, quietly dissolved into meeting minutes and budget cycles and eventually, silence. She'd stopped expecting anything from it around year twelve. By year twenty, she'd mostly stopped mentioning it at all, even to her own children, ...

NEWS HEADLINES 03 SEP 26

NATIONAL You’re a trusted ally, patriot, Tinubu hails Shettima @60. Vanguard PFIPC: Reps panel exonerates Gbajabiamila, uncovers forged documents. Premium Times PFIPC: Reps panel uncovers fake documents, 58 accounts, ₦400m fraud, fake Executive Order. PUNCH NDC Insists INEC Replaced Its Candidates, Demands Electronic Audit. Daily Trust Tinubu has no power to dictate how states spend subsidy gains — Wike. Vanguard 2027: I’ll be Atiku, Obi’s first casualty if Tinubu loses — Wike. Daily Trust Prisoner, person under EFCC probe can canvass votes – Wike. PUNCH 2027: Tinubu to secure 25% in north, Atiku below 10% in south — Wike. Vanguard AI disinformation could undermine 2027 polls, INEC warns. PUNCH Ambassador seeks stronger Nigeria-Spain connectivity as tourism, trade ties deepen. The Guardian Nigeria Ribadu not behind illegal arms importation — Kokumo. Vanguard Ambush: Troops kill terrorists, seize 793 rounds in Zamfara, Kaduna. Vanguard Navy uncovers 99,000 litres of suspected stolen cru...

Overdue

  This is a work of fiction inspired by recurring themes in today's news. All characters, names, and events are invented and do not depict real people or organisations. Mr Adisa had been coming to the National Library since he was nine years old, back when the reading room still had all its ceiling fans working, and the shelves weren't half-emptied by years of deferred maintenance nobody seemed able to reverse. He was sixty-one now, and for the better part of two decades, he'd watched the building slide slowly from a place of quiet pride into something closer to a cautionary tale, sections roped off, funding promised and then absorbed elsewhere, a generation of children growing up without ever knowing what the place had once been for people like him. He still visited, out of habit more than expectation, the way a person visits a relative in long-term decline, not for anything new, just to sit with what remained. So when the renovation crew appeared that Monday morning, ...

NEWS HEADLINES 02 SEP 26

NATIONAL Presidency rejects US lobbyist reports as politically motivated Subsidy Removal: Tinubu, APC reply Atiku, insist policy saved Nigeria from fatal hemorrhage Tinubu doing better than Buhari, North benefiting — Northern Christians Agbonayinma gives EFCC 14-day ultimatum to reopen Atiku case. Atiku: LG Funds Will Go Directly To Councils If I’m Elected President Obi meets Canadian envoy as 2027 election, economy take centre stage. El-Rufai Detention: Sharia Council demands rule of law, fair hearing After 18 years in limbo, National Library finally gets new lease of life Retailers beg Tinubu, NAFDAC to halt sachet alcohol ban enforcement. Commence impeachment process against Tinubu, DLA tells NASS Diaspora Nigerians urged to promote country’s image, shun illegal activities JAMB, WAEC end multiple O’Level verification charges, fix fee at N4,000 Lassa fever cases rise to 1,035, deaths hit 252 – NCDC Police unveil app for Nigerians to report fraud cases BUSINESS Nigeria’s economy accel...

The Footage

  This is a work of fiction inspired by recurring themes in today's news. All characters, names, and events are invented and do not depict real people or organisations. Chinedu was filming a live cooking demonstration for his small food page when the commotion started two stalls down, a crowd forming with the particular speed that only accusation seems to generate, voices rising before anyone had fully explained what the man in the middle had allegedly done. He didn't think, only reacted, swinging his phone toward the noise the way he'd trained himself to for the sake of content, the algorithm having taught him months ago that a crowd was always worth more views than a recipe. The man at the centre, young, thin, already sweating through his shirt, was being shoved from person to person, someone's hand yanking at his collar, someone else already narrating for an audience that wasn't there yet but would be within the hour, once this clip found its way online. ...