This is a work of fiction inspired by recurring themes in the news. All characters, names, and events are invented and do not depict real people or organizations.
Adaobi had signed up for the matchmaking platform mostly out of exhaustion, having tried, in roughly this order, church introductions, a cousin's insistent friend, and eighteen months of nothing in particular happening on her own. The platform promised something more scientific: a questionnaire, an algorithm, a compatibility percentage attached to every suggested match, as though love were finally being handled with the rigor it apparently deserved.
Her first match arrived with an 87% score and a profile picture that seemed, on inspection, to have been taken at a slight and deliberate distance.
"An 87% is basically a formality," her friend Chiamaka told her over the phone, unhelpfully. "You're contractually obligated to fall in love now."
"I don't think that's how percentages work."
The date itself unfolded nothing like a number would suggest. He arrived forty minutes late, blamed traffic in a tone that made clear he considered the apology performative rather than sincere, and spent the first twenty minutes describing, unprompted, why his previous relationships had all failed through no fault of his own.
"So," he said eventually, "what did the algorithm say we have in common?"
"Apparently we're both 'ambitious and family-oriented.'"
"I mean, I am ambitious. Family-oriented is more my mother's opinion of me than my own, honestly."
Adaobi laughed despite herself, the first genuinely unscripted moment of the evening, and found herself briefly recalibrating her expectations, wondering if awkward honesty might be its own kind of compatibility the algorithm hadn't been built to measure.
It wasn't. Three dates later, the fundamental incompatibilities that no percentage had flagged, different definitions of ambition, radically different appetites for conflict, made themselves plainly known, and they parted with the specific, mild disappointment of two people who'd wanted the maths to have done more of the emotional labor than it actually could.
"Maybe the algorithm just isn't there yet," Chiamaka offered, when Adaobi reported back.
"Maybe the algorithm was never going to be the whole answer. It got us in the same room. It couldn't tell us what to do once we were there."
Her second match, several weeks later, arrived with a modest 61% score and none of the polish of the first. He talked too much about football, laughed at his own jokes slightly before the punchline landed, and asked, with what seemed like genuine curiosity rather than a rehearsed line, what she actually wanted out of a Tuesday evening rather than what she wanted out of life in general.
"61%," she told Chiamaka afterward. "Lower than the last one."
"And?"
"And it was the first date in months I didn't check the time once."
She didn't fully trust the feeling yet, not after eighteen months of nothing and one confidently wrong 87%. But she found she was, cautiously, willing to let a lower number and a better evening argue their own case, unassisted by any algorithm's confidence in its own precision.
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